We’re not really sure what possesses people to get corporate logos tattooed on themselves. Even if you love a product… even if the company pays you… and even if you’re bored and can’t think of anything better to tattoo… do you really want to wake up in 50 years, look at your arm and ask your robot butler, “Wait… what in the hell was MySpace again?”

Here are 10 of the most regrettable corporate logo tattoos EVER. Be extremely happy you don’t have one of ‘em.

10. Geek Squad

No word on whether this tattoo was ridiculously overpriced and spent the first hour asking the guy, “Have you tried deleting your cookies?”

9. Olde English Google

It combines the gangsta use of an Olde English font with the rainbow-colored geekiness of the Google logo. Meaning there’s not a single person who wouldn’t want to beat this guy up.

8. Popeye’s Chicken and Biscuits

I guess if you’re gonna get a tattoo on your belly you might as well get one that explains the reason for your belly.

7. No Fear

Remember “No Fear” clothing??? No??? This guy does. Every day for the rest of his life.

6. Zune

People try to make an analogy: iPod and Zune is like Coke and Pepsi. No way. If the iPod is Coke, then Zune is… I don’t know… some cheap carbonated brown soda that if brewed in some guy’s basement in Indonesia and is only served with a ladle. This guy got a tattoo of that.

5. Air New Zealand

Normally, I’d say, “At least he can grow his hair over it.” But it’s pretty clear from the photo that this guy has a raging case of male pattern baldness. So he can either keep his head shaved, showing the tattoo… or grow out what hair he has left and rock a wicked comb-over. Either way, no woman under 275 pounds is ever dating him again.

4. Best Buy

No word on whether the tattoo also has horrible customer service.

3. MySpace

It’s bad when you get a logo tattooed and it’s already out-of-date before the tattoo artist is even finished.

2. Wal-Mart

This guy didn’t just get the World’s Most Evil Corporation tattooed on his body… he got it in the tramp stamp area.

1. Golden Palace

This woman got $15,000 to permanently desecrate her face with the GoldenPalace.com URL.

Wondering why we didn’t include any Apple Tattoos? Well, we would almost have to dedicate an entire post to that but here are a few just for you apple fanboys out there.

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I know you think this is weird and wacky as all hell, but hey if someone is willing to do it…it might as well be a good business idea to get started with. By the way, there is already a site called TatAd that connects companies to individuals who are willing to ink corporate logos on their body. If there are enough people willing to do it, it sure as heck is a sustainable business, don’t you think?

Anyways, if you got an offer that is simply too hard to resist, which corporate logo would you be willing to get tattoed on your body?